Yes, the rumors are true.

The Malawian powers that be are considering making farting in public illegal.

Thanks to a number of interested readers for sending queries regarding this important piece of legislation.

On a related note, my Life Skills students told me last week during a game of DealBreaker that they would never get involved with a person with b.o. Considering the olfactory offenses that permeate crowded public areas around here, they may have reason for concern.